Dear Porn Surfers – My Bad.

May 15, 2010

in Blame The Sudafed, I Learn the Lessons So You Don't Have To

Dear Internet Porn Surfers,

I feel as though I owe you an apology.  In taking a gander at my recent visitors, I noticed that many of you have inadvertently stumbled upon my blog.  Based upon the speed with which you tend to flee, I am left to assume that this?  Is not exactly what you were looking for when you entered “Desperate Housewife” into Google’s search engine.

And while I did not suggest that you use such loosely-defined terms as “stewardess” and “cheating housewife,” I can understand why you might be disappointed when your quest for scantily clad women land you here.  The feeling is probably akin to when you were a teen and found that your mother, upon finding your secret stash of Playboys, had snipped out the “pictorial pieces,” leaving you to truly enjoy it “just for the articles.”

So might I suggest, in the future, that you be a bit more definitive about your searches?  Perhaps “naked stewardesses” or “cheating housewife” would work better?

Oh wait.

That’s right.

My bad.

Best,
The Domesticated Gal

{ 3 comments }

Athletic Monkey May 17, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Most of my searches are people looking for info on deer mice (I wrote a few posts on mice months and months ago) which is actually a nice switch from when most of the searches that led to my blog were ones that had "pooping pants" in the title somewhere. Yikes.

LoveMeDaily May 17, 2010 at 3:55 am

You can direct them to my inbox. I've been getting emails from 'lonely housewives waiting' for me FOREVER!

People have found me through searches for balloons. So odd.

Accidental Baby Maker May 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm

haha …. too funny

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