An Open Letter to All Maternity-wear/Gunny Sack Makers

February 27, 2011

in Blame The Sudafed

Dear Butchers of Fashion Maternity-wear Makers,

I realize I may be a little late in jumping on the band wagon, this being my second pregnancy and all, but give me a break.  Hoisting a child so large that the ultra-sound technician questions (erroneously) my due date with nothing but Round Ligaments, or whatever the heck twinges every time I roll over, onto said band wagon isn’t so easy.

But I’m here.  And good luck getting me to move.

Anyways.

About your maternity clothes…

While I realize that you are attempting to design your clothes to highlight my best assets, I’d like you to take into consideration that, despite their bountifulness, I’m not always looking to put them on public display.  I do, occasionally, like to bend over without exposing small children and chipmunks to the full extend of my sparkling personality.

So while I appreciate the opportunity to make a few extra bucks in tips from appreciative passer-bys, perhaps you might consider a neckline other than “V,” “Scoop,” or “Pamela Anderson.”

Thanks!
-The Domesticated Gal
(and her Sparkling Personalit…ies)

{ 1 comment }

MaNiC MoMMy™ March 6, 2011 at 4:04 am

Hahah. I am so glad I got pregnant and done with before they made it really cool to show every tit and tat of your pregnancy to all of mankind! (btw, check out the blog, you may have already won something! ; )

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